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an incident that happened yesterday morning:

my bro was in the toilet doing his *erm-hem~* big business in the wee hours of the morning when we suddenly heard him screaming~

sotong kor: *AHHHHHH~~~~~~~~~~~~~*

the whole family got woken up by his loud screaming and all of us headed for the toilet. -_-llll
there was silence for the next 10 secs until...
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sotong kor: *opens the toilet's door* "i got stung by a bee leh!!"
sotong: *grouchy* "%#$@%@^&^#^ chey! why the stupid bee sting u in the first place?!"

and guess wad happened?

sotong kor: *hesitates* "i dunno leh...the bee suddenly landed on my leg when i was squatting lor.......THEN i saw the bee got tangled in my leg's hair....and it was struggling so badly leh....so i tot i shud help the bee abit......THEN i use the toilet paper to sweep it away...........then u know hor..........................*and he went on and on and on and on*"
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and i tot "the bee-got-tangled-in-my-leg's-hair" part sounded realli funni! hahaha...

imagine u see a bee struggling in ur leg's hair?

*laughs hysterically*

oh well.....

then i started to tink about the purpose of the sting on bees....

*imagine a conversation between queen bee and child bee*
child bee: *excited* "mama!....wat's the sting on my butt for?"
queen bee: "oh~~ that sting is for u to defend urself when u're in danger~~"
child bee: *naive look* "OOooOOooo so tat means.... if i sting someone...that person will die la?!"
queen bee: *nonchalantly* " er...no....if u sting the person...u'll die~~ the person wun die~"
child bee: *@.@* "alamak?"

doesn't tat sounds contradicting?
so much for "defending urself".

bees sure have got the "kamikaze" spirit. =X ________________________________________________________

aniway....the correct thing to do if a bee does land on you is definitely not to wipe it with a tissue but:
1. stay still and pray hard it will fly away
2. and if it doesn't move.....blow the bee gently *this encourages the bee to move on*

i know all these sounds pretty crappy? but i got them from a site...so i assume it's correct. =X
but i guess majority of the ppl wun haf an opportunity to use these methods.

i mean...
what's the probability of bees getting tangled in ur leg's hair? *laughs non-stop*

*hOpz hOpz hOpz jUmps awAy*